Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Chuck norris

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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