whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

My penis is big... not.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What can fly? Lots of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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