- Anti Joke

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's 1+1? 69.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!