my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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knock knock come in!

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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