My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Your mom is so nice.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

justin littleton being sucessful

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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