Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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YOLO

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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