Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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