An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Your mother is average.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What is the difference?

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Church.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

ugvvvvvv

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Womens Rights

i like it in the mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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