- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Mormons having fun.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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