- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What's 9 + 10 19

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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