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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Lets Go Lakers!

womens rights.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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