Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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