What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Jovan

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30cm = 0,3meters

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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