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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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