why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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haha

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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knock knock come in!

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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