Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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