Sir, your wife is dead

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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david weres the slug gone

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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