- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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