- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Lindsay Lohan

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

An Asian man fails a math test

Womens' sports

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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