- Anti Joke

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face