two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Vagina.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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