Stealth baseballs record

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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There was this land of cheerios. The regular cheerios were the poor ones, the honey nut cheerios were middle class but loved to party, and the frosted cheerios were very wealthy. So there was a young regular cheerio named paul who really had a crush on this frosted cheerio girl named sophia. He liked her so much, that he finally got the courage to ask her out. Shyly he asked her "do you want to go to prom with me" she said "no i only date frosted cheerios". Paul understood and went back to his house dissapointed. The next day Paul went to the doctor and he asked for an operation to make him a frosted cheerio. Since he wasn't very wealthy he could only afford an opperation that would make him a half cheerio. He decided it will do. The next day he approched sophia and asked "will you go to prom with me now" she said "sorry i only date full frosted cheerios" The next day paul went back to the doctor and convinced his parents to lend him some money to become a full frosted, so thats what he did. The next day he asked her out and she finnally said yes. A few days later they went to the prom together that was hosted by the honey nut cheerios. Sophia asked paul for some brownies so paul said sure and waited on the brownie line for quite a long time. He brought her the brownie and thought he was very nice for waiting on line for so long. Then she asked for some fruit punch. Paul looked around and around, until he realized there was no punch line.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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