The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Winter

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

TWIX PAUSE!

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

shut up kobe!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did the dog die? He was old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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