Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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