2 + 2 = fish

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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arena football

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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