why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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I <3 Hitler

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