So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Knock knock What?

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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People...

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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