What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Women's Rights

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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