In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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The Labour Party.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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69

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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