How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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