- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

tee hee

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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