What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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A black guy gets a job...

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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your mother

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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