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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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