- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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