- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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