- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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