whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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