- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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