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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Justin Bieber

Jake. Walsh.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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