- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

An Asian man fails a math test

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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