What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Womans baksetball...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Dyslexics are teople poo

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Koalas mum is a slut

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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