- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

You idiot.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Dumb

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Christianity

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

This is my favorite antijoke.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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