What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Hi what I lug you

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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