Why was the woman?

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Okay, after this one then...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

This is an anti-anti-joke.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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