- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Wanker

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

baskets

women's rights.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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