Hail Heetluh

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

This is not a joke or is it

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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