why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

An Asian man fails a math test

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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