Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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