Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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69

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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