- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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